I'm the opposite of Wilt Chamberlain when it comes to intimate encounters. In fact, I've probably had more intimate professional encounters than I have personal—and no, I'm not talking about the institution of prostitution. I mean my very own profession, which, at times, bears a strikingly close resemblance to acts that normally take place in back alleyways, unmarked S&M joints in urban warehouse districts, and certain Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous mansions where "Fidelio" may be used to gain entrance. Take my acquaintanceship with Preston Lacy for example. I've personally tied up the backdoor of his mawashi in a men's public restroom facility in Tokyo… I've watched him poop in both extremely close quarters and the middle of a football field… I've gone macro and focused on his buttocks and balls after he'd just been plugged with a rubber bullet… I've laughed as he's besmirched the spirit of Christmas... and these are just a few experiences off the top of my head. All on a strictly professional basis, of course, and it is indeed a wonderful life. Happy Birthday, Preston!
(Photos by Sean Cliver)
Have a great day, Preston!
Posted by: Laura Z | 08/14/2015 at 03:19 PM
Happy birthday, Preston! Cheers to many more birthdays to come! Brought many laughs to me over the years, hope you continue to do so. I know I'm not speaking for myself. lol.
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Posted by: Mindless Vikings | 08/14/2015 at 04:10 PM
Happy birthday (belated :( ) Preston!!! Hope you enjoyed your day..
Posted by: JoyJoy | 08/18/2015 at 05:30 PM